*BOOM!* Thanks go to Tails for the images!

Daisy:That oughta break that stupid pillar!

Toadette:You DID bring me an X-Potion!

Luigi:O.k,here's a song:Boom! goes the pillar!What?

Daisy:Okay,we've only got about 10 minutes!!

Luigi:Till what?

Daisy:The bomb explodes and we die.

Mario:Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!Go!!!!

Toadette:Daisy,we'll make it!

Daisy:Ok,*panting*go!I'll catch up!!!

Toad:WHOA!That hole's too wide!No one but Daisy can get across!

Toadette:Yeah,with all those jagged pipes.

Daisy:Betcha 500 Gil I can jump across and live.

Toad:Yer' on!

Daisy tries to jump,but soon hits pipes.She lands on a rock and moans in pain.

Daisy:Go,guys!*moans*

Toadette:$%&^,we're losing men....

Toadette throws Daisy and everyone else except Peach across,then jumps where Daisy couldn't.

Toad:Cool freakin' ride,dude!Hey,my 500 Gil?

Toadette:Run!There's only 7:29 minutes left!

Luigi:Mamma!

Mario:Mia!

Peach:Whoa!

Peach falls through the gap that they crossed,and lands on a hard,hard pipe.

Peach:I'm bleeding!Waaaaahh!!!!!Ah-ah,ah ha!Waaaaah---

Daisy:Hee-hee!

Toad:Oh Goshy,we're freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

He points to the entrance,but the scorpion they were fighting killed them all.

Luigi's Bacon:You freakin' game!Argh!!!

She resets the game then replays all that.

Daisy:The timer!RUN!!!

Toadette:5!4!3!2......!

All:Noooooo!!!!!

They make it as soon as the Mako Reactor explodes.Wow.How amazing!

Mario:What a $%^#&%& dumb Reactor!!!!

Daisy:Ok,get back!!!!

*BOOM!*

Luigi's leg is on fire.Toadette uses a water bottle to put it out by throwing it at his foot.

Luigi:Ow!I mean,can this game get more exiting!?

Daisy:Yes.RUN!!

She points at Koopa Soldiers charging towards them.

Toad:Welcome to MY world.

Toadette:Ay carumba,yo!

Toadette pulls out a Grenade and tosses it at a Koopa Soldier.

Koopa Soldier 1:Aaaaggggghhhhh!!!!!

Daisy:Wheenie!

Koopa Soldier 2:Aaarrggghhh!!!!!

Toadette:What the @#%&--------

Toad:Whoa,who 'ttacked?!

Daisy:Dunno,but BOARD THE TRAIN!!!!

They all board the train as soon as the frigging thing moves.

Toad:Mamma mia,cool dude!

Mario:Hm!?Who attacked the last Koopa Soldier?

Daisy:Dunno,but it was helpful!

Luigi:Mamma mia!They're doing a scan of the train,and WE'RE TOAST!!!

Luigi's Bacon:Wha---?Hey---!

Peach bursts through the train door,looking all angry...uhh,we gotta go---now!

Peach:Mother in ^&%$ me!Wait--who let me fall to my doom!?

Toad:Uh,Mario?

Peach:Grrrrrrr........I'LL KILL YOU,MARIO MARIO!

Mario:Mamma mia!

Toadette:Me and Daisy are going to Milkytown Bar on the kart,bye!

Luigi's Bacon:Yeah,aced Level 1!

*BOOM!*

Luigi's Bacon:You $%^&*#$ game!!!!

Meanwhile,with Lems Big Bro....

Daisy:Hey,this is stinking LAME!

Toad:I know;this is a LOCOMOTIVE train!

Lems Big Bro:Huh?Hey....

Toadette:God,can this stupid game GO ON WITH IT?!

Luigi:Mamma!

Mario:Mia!

Both:MAMMA-MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy:Wha--Holy c------Whoa!

Koopa Soldier:Yeah,die,AVALANCHE!Mwaaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Koopa Soldier shoots,but misses everyone.

Daisy:Gosh!

Toadette:Oh,God!THIS IS EXITING!!!!

Daisy:It isn't,cause we're about to get shot,Toadette!!!

Toadette:Oh.Agh!!!

Koopa Soldier shoots,this time hitting Peach and injuring her.

Koopa Soldier:YES!I'VE GOT THE TOP AVALANCHE MEMBER!Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach:Oh.....

Daisy pulls out her sword,and Toadette pulls out her gloves.

Toadette:Stupid Koopa Soldier!Hi-ya!And NO,I'm the top AVALANCHE member,IDIOT!!!

Koopa Soldier:Ow,but nuh-uh am I letting AVALANCHE pass!

(horror music plays)

Daisy:You IDIOTIC freak!

Toadette:DAISY,just attack already!

Daisy:OK!!!!!

Toadette:Are you getting to be like Toad?

Koopa Soldier drops a item,then faints.

Daisy:Whoa,an Materia!

Toadette:Lemme have it!!Argh!

Daisy:Ok,just so you'll shut up,bonk.

Toadette:Thanks!!!!Ay carumba,it's a Alexander Summon Materia!

Daisy:%^&# me!

Koopa Soldier 1:HALT!

Toad:Mamma mia,pappa pia!

Luigi:Aw,this game sucks booty!$^&$ Squaresoft!

Lems Big Bro:Yeah,Luigi!

Koopa Soldier 2:Bam!Bam!Bam!

Koopa Soldier 2 fires the gun and it hits Daisy.

Daisy:Ow.....*moans*

Luigi:Guys,go!I'll take care of Daisy!!

Toad:You &%$#&*!!!

Koopa Soldier 1:OH YOU ^$#@&%$ LITTLE MUSHROOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toad:Nyah-nyah!*shakes butt mimickly*

Koopa Soldiers:Fight us to get the girl's life back!Mwahahaha!!!

*dodododododo!!!*

Toad:Lame-oooooo!!!!!!

Pink Boo:For Daisy,ok Toad?

Toad:Yeah,so:LET'S DO IT!!!!!

5 minutes later,Pink Boo's KO'd.

Toad:Uh......*backs away slowly*AAAAAGGGGGGGH!*runs*

Edgan:Boys,there's trouble!A man is getting away with the Ancient!!

*BOOM!*

Lems BigBro:Dude,&*$#!!!!

Meanwhile,w/ Peachspirit.....(If you didn't know,Edgan is their boss....^^)

Koopa Soldiers:On it,sire!

Meanwhile,with Luigi.........

Luigi:Whoa!Mamma-mia!

Daisy:Huh?

Luigi:THE TRAIN'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!!

Peachspirit:Hey,that's not in the game!

She kicks the PS1.Then the PS1 kicks Peachspirit back.

Peachspirit:Waaahahhhhh!!!!!*holds foot in pain*

PS1: :`P

Peachspirit:*points at PS1*I'll be back......AFTER I get a pain treatment.

PS1:XD lol!

Meanwhile,with ANOTHER player....

Luigi:Ok.Don't panic.It's just a scan.TOAD!!

Toad:Yeah?

Luigi:Rip off a wall off the train so we can all get through!

Toadette:Yah!

Luigi:Until then,Toad.*jumps off with Toadette*

Toad:Ok,but I'm comin' with you!

Mario jumps through the roof.

Daisy:Wha,Luigi?

Luigi:It's OK.You're fine now.

Daisy:..............................Lame guy.

Mario:*pant*Where's*pant*Peachie,*pant*guys?

Luigi:I.....don't think she got off....

Daisy:Ok,where do we go next?

*KABLAM-O*

Peach comes flying out of nowhere.

Peach:Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!

Luigi:I think Quetown.I DUNNO,STINKIN’ AUTHORS!!!

They start walking down the tracks when they come to a hole.

Daisy:What the heckie?Even TOAD can't go down there!

Toad:*studies hole,and sticks head in it* Can too!*grunts trying to free head*Or not.... *starts throwing tantrum* Waaaaaah!!!Head's stuck!!!*screams until he gets out*Phew.... XD

*squeak,creak*

All:Huh?!

*Ka-BLAM*

AMANDAPLEASE:Aw,%&*@!!!Next time,I'm getting a Gameshark!

Meanwhile,with ANOTHER freakin' player....

Daisy:Yet I might make it a little larger,if my chest doesn't get hurt.

Toad:Yeah,I'll DO it.

Daisy:Ok,Toad!

Toad:*throws wrench @ Daisy*NOT my problem! ¬_¬"

Luigi:Hey,where's Roy and Marth and Yoshi and...who else?......Birdo?

Daisy:On the train when we jumped off,why?

Toad:Cuz,you know later in the game when Sectiona 3 crumbles?That's where they D.I.E.!

Luigi:Ok,Daisy.Make this thing.....bigger.

Daisy:You do it,Luigi.

Luigi:I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT!!!!

Daisy:Well,learn,cuz I'm not.

Luigi: ¬__¬

Daisy:Ok,but you're going to help!

Luigi:*gulp* O_o"

On the blown-up train....

Koopa Soldier:Well,I'm going to Sectiona 3 to bomb it---Who's wit' me?

All:We are!

Koopa Soldier:YEAH!!!

Back with the 'heroes'.......

Toadette:%^&@ this cheap ''Mario Fantasy 7'' game!I'm B.O.R.E.D!!

Cloud's Child:Yeah,&#@* Squaresoft!!!!!

Luigi:Ok,everyone climb in!We don't want to let the Koopa Soldiers see us.

Cloud's Child:I killed 'em all!What?

Luigi:Wow,I wanna be Cloud now!

Daisy:No,it's MY SWORD,THANK YOU.

Luigi:Ok,wwwwaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy:Luigi,N-O!

Luigi:O.o

Toadette:Yeah,Nintendo's the best!Nintendo's the best!

Cloud's Child starts cheering with Toadette.

Cloud's Child & Toadette:Nintendo's the best!Nintendo's the best!Yaaahhhh!!!!!

Mario:Can we take a rest?

Cloud's Child:Do it!DO IT!!

Luigi:0_o

They all squeeze under it,then Daisy punches Luigi as hard as she could.

Daisy:Take that,Luigi!

Luigi: O_o

Toadette:^&*#,this crappy game sucks infinity!

Daisy:God preserve you dumbells!!!

Luigi:All of you are-----

*BOOM*

Luigi:*whimpering*Dumbells.*cough*

Cloud's Child:YOU SUCK BAD BUTT!!!!!

Meanwhile,with ANOTHER stinkin' player!!!!!!!.................

They were running through the hole Daisy somehow made larger,when a Koopa Soldier ambushed them.

Koopa Soldier:Ha ha!If it isn't AVALANCHE!

They all got their fighting poses,and got ready to attack.

Koopa Soldier:Psst,it's me,Toad!I'm attacking AVATAR,EARTHQUAKE,and CRAZEE's teams,in a Koopa Soldier's suit!

Toadette:Toad!!

Toad:Ok,but hurry!

Toadette hugs Toad,and then a REAL Koopa Soldier bags Daisy and runs off into the shadows.

Luigi:Daisy!No!!!

Daisy:*terrified*Hey!!!Stupid Koopa stupid Soldier!

tutucopycat:What the crap-----holy smokes!

Toadette pulls out a Grenade,and throws it at a Koopa Soldier.

Toadette:Ay carumba,yo!

Daisy:*sarcastically*Do you always have to say that?

Toadette:Hey,it's in my script!

Daisy:Daughter----

Koopa Soldier:Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!

Daisy manages to reach up and punch the Koopa Soldier.He faints and drops an Materia.

Toadette:Mine!!!

tutucopycat:Hey,that's my Materia!!!

tutucopycat and Toadette get in a fight over the Materia,then Daisy snatches the Materia and keeps it.

Toadette:Nice going,tutucopycat!

Daisy:Here,Toadette.

Daisy hands Toadette the Materia,and Toadette looks at it.

Toadette:A Frog Materia!Ay carumba!

Daisy:No,a Frog Materia.

Toadette:Hey $%#@*&,that's what I said!

Luigi:Mamma!

Mario:Mia!

Both:Mamma-mia!

They all turn to see themselves at another Reactor.

Toad:Woah,who took a Warp Pipe?

???:Mwaaaaaahahhahahhahhhhhahahahahahahahhaha!!!

All:Bowser!!!Aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhgh!!!!!!!!

Wart:No,it's me,remember?

Mario:Wart!What're YOU doing here?!

Wart:Bowser,my boss,told me to kidnap.So I,listening,are going out to kidnap!

All:*gasp*

Wart runs through them all,snatches Daisy and runs off.

Luigi:Daisy!!

Daisy:Hhhhheeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppp!!!!!!!

tutucopycat:Hey,PS1,that's not in the stupid game!

tutucopycat attacks the PS1,then the PS1 attacks tutucopycat.

tutucopycat:Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

PS1:Hee-hee!Your mom's gonna geeeet you for cussin'!

tutucopycat:I didn't cuss.

PS1:Stupid losa!

tutucopycat:&$#@!

PS1:See! lol!

tutucopycat shuts the PS1 off,then goes to get a Band-Aid.

Meanwhile,with ANOTHER stupid player!!!!.......

Luigi manages to shoot the bag,causing it to open,which made Daisy fall onto the ground.

Daisy:Ow!

Wart:Hey,you....

Toadette pulls out a Bob-omb,then throws it at Wart.

Toadette:Ay carumba,yo!

Wart melts into a puddle and Mario sits in it.

Mario:Who?

Luigi:*sigh*......

Toad picks Mario up and flings him over the Northern Cave,thousands of miles away.

Mario:*getting fainter*Maaaaaaaaaaammmmmmaaaaaaammmmmmiiiaa!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi:Hahahahahahaha!!!

Toad:And you're next!

Luigi:I'll shut up.

Remy Bucks-a-plenty:Hahahahahahha!!!!!!

They go into Shinra Headquarters,then a Koopa Soldier ambushes them and starts shooting.

Koopa Soldier:BAM!BAM!BAM!

Toadette:What the $%^&----crap!

Daisy:Whoa!

Toadette runs up and grabs the gun.[What the $%^&.....What's she doing?!]

Daisy:Toadette!Whaddya doin'!?

Toadette:Trying to backfire his gun!*straining*

Daisy:Crap,Toadette!You are crazy!

Toadette:Thank you!

The Koopa Soldier fires,with the gun pointed at Toadette.

Daisy:Toadette!!!

Toad:Toadette!No!Hey,a nickel.

Daisy:Toad!

Toad:Sorry.

Toadette:Crap me!

Little do they know Toadette barely dodged the bullet.

Toadette:YOU'VE MADE ME FRUSTRATED ONE TIME TOO MANY!!%^&*!!

Toadette tries again to backfire,but this time the bullet hits her.

Toad and Daisy:Toadette!!!!

They run over to Toadette,barely moving.

Toadette:I'm.........sorry.....but I had to.........risk....my.......life......take good care....of these........guys...........

Toadette lets her head fall backwards.A few seconds later she dies.Three Materia roll out of her hand.

Daisy:Waaaah!!Why!!

Toad:Why?WHY?

Daisy:No,I mean why did the Koopa Soldier survive?

They turn to see a Phoenix Down slip out of Toadette's item bag,but the Koopa Soldier grabs it and runs.

Daisy:Our only chance---gone.Swear you,Squaresoft!*cries*Toadette!Waaaaaahhhhh!!!!

(P.S.This stunt was done by a beanbag.So DON'T try to do it at home!Unless you use a turkey.)

Toad:*sniff*Toadette-----why?We could've done it----together,gal........

Daisy:Toadette,why'd you do a bizarre thing like that?Daugther of a navy ally!

Luigi:Toadette,you did a heroic thing--------damn,I could've done that,girl.....

Mario:Wow....DO IT AGAIN!! XD

Peach:T---toadette,we could've fought---together,and suffered the same fate you did-----sorry.

Yoshi:Toadette gone?Bye bye,Toadette.

Tears blur everyone's eyes,and then a sudden CRACK!! breaks the ground.In half![Whoa!Holy moly guackamoly!]

Daisy:Whaa?

Luigi:Mamma!

Mario:Mia!

Both:Mamma-mia!

As they jump from-----Hey!The screen blurred!

Remy Bucks-a-plenty:Not in the game!

Remy punches the PS1,and the PS1 punches him back.

Remy:Owchy owchy!

PS1:Cool!

Meanwhile,with Kikyo-chan...........

Daisy and Toad:Whoa!!!

They're all screaming and trying to save themselves exept Toadette!Yeah!!And the Earth is turning in a 90 degree angle!!! ^_^

Toad:Swear you,Squaresoft!

Daisy:Well,this is how our lives end!

Daisy,Toad who is hanging on to Toadette and Yoshi are all hanging on ledges.

Mario and Luigi:Mammmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaammmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

They start to slide towards the edge.Mario falls off while Luigi barely grabs Daisy's foot.(If you didn't know,everyone's hanging on to her feet.)

Daisy:Hey,you mother %^#@*&!!Lemme go,now!

Toad:Look!

Toad points at a helicopter.The Earth rotates back to normal. ^_~

Daisy:So?

Toad:Oh----&^%#----hey,whozit?

They move out of the way as the "helicopter"shoots a laser.

Luigi:Whoa!It's-----it's----it's......

All:LEMMY!!

Lemmy:Bwahahahahahhahaha!!!

Daisy:No!*punches Lemmy across the freakin' face(ow...)*!

Lemmy:Owchy!*faints of pain*

Daisy:Ha ha.Who's the SORE loser now?XD lol!

SHINRA BUILDING

They go into the elevator,dragging Toadette.They push the button,and the elevator goes up all the way up to Level 60.

Daisy:God preserve me!

Toad:What?

Daisy:I think I left my *^$#%^* Keycard on the 1st floor.

Toad:*%@%^ Squaresoft for letting Daisy do a thing like that!

They don't even notice Luigi rumaging in Toadette's items.Toad flashes around to see him.

Toad:LUIGI!!

Luigi:What?

Toad:Whatcha doing?

Luigi:Looking through her items,why?

Toad:WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH HER ITEMS?!!?

Luigi:For----

Luigi starts to talk,but Daisy butted in.

Daisy:For a Phoenix Down,right?

Luigi:Yeah.

Daisy:Here you go.

Daisy lays one of her Phoenix Downs in Luigi's hand.And,without using it....

Toadette:Wha....?Cool!A Materia!

All:Toadette!

They hug until Toadette looks out the window of the elevator.

Toadette:Wow!Stupid Midgar's getting blacked out!

Daisy:Huh?

Toad:WHOA!Look!*gasps and chokes on spit*

Toad points at a Koopa Soldier bombing Sectiona 3.

All:*gasp*!BIRDO!MARTH!ROY!

Daisy:And now Peach!*tosses Peach into Sectiona 3*

Peach is flying!But,she's headed for death....

Peach:A-A-A-A-A-A-GGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Marth and Roy get bombed up to the sky along with Birdo and Peach,who activates Shield Mode.They come down to Earth as a lump of coal.Toad barfs.

Toad:Black!Crap y'all,I didn't have to see THAT!

Daisy:You all are SO embarrassing!

Mario:*barfing*Yo,that's sick!

Daisy prepares slap Toad when the door opens to the 60th level.

Toadette:Yo,we're here!Finally!

Daisy:Yeah,after 24 stinkin' hours!

Toad:What is going on here?

Everyone looks out the elevator to see a nice department.

Toadette:*whispering*Whoa,nice interior.

Daisy:I'll say.

Luigi:Wow,does this building have soda machines?

Daisy leans over and picks up a piece of Gil.

Daisy:Cool,560 Gil.

Toad:Whoa,1000 Gil on the stairs!

Toadette picks up a Orb-like thing off the ground.

Toadette:Whoa....

Daisy studies it for 2 minutes.

Daisy:WOW!A Neo-Bahamut Materia!

Toadette:Wa-hoo!

The gang head off to level 65,and then Daisy faints of tiredness.

Toadette:WOW,she's 120 pounds!?She feels like a piece of bread!

Daisy:Wha...?Hey,a Knight of Round Materia!

Toadette glares at the player.

Kikyo-chan:What?

Toad:COOL!I mean,stupid you! XD lol.

The PS1 kicks her through the roof.

Kikyo-chan:Whoaaaa.................*lands in World Trade center*OWCH!

PS1:Next time get Super Mario Sunshine!Hahahaha!XD double lol!!!

Meanwhile,with Toadette Fan......

Daisy:Hey,a candy machine!

Daisy,Toad and Toadette run over to see Toadette's sister,Melody,standing there paying for a candy bar.

Melody:Hey,yo!

Toadette:Melody!

Melody:I thought you were in the Sectiona 3 crash!How'd you survive?

Toadette:We weren't near Sectiona 3.

Melody:Tell me what you were doing when they bombed it.

Toadette:Laying unconsious.

Melody:Wtf?

Daisy:See,we were trying to get in here when the ground split apart.A Koopa Soldier was there trying to get us.Toadette ran up to him,grabbed his gun and "died" trying to save us.But we used a Phoenix Down to revive her.

Melody:Oh!Listen,I'll be on your team for a while.

Toad:Ahem,may I get a Choco-Choco Bar?

Clock:Yes.

Luigi:%^#% talking clocks!*throws cornucopia and curses*

Toad presses the F button,the one labeled Choco-Choco Bar.A Choco-Choco Bar pops out,and Toad unwraps it and takes a bite.

Toadette Fan:Huh?I've played the original,but THIS is weird....Yo!

Shinra Worker:Hey!

Daisy:Shut your piehole,we're toast!

Toadette:What the daughter of a nav-----!!!

Toad:RUN!

AVALANCHE runs until they get into the 70th floor.

Toad:*laughing*Whoa,THAT was fun!

Toadette:Yeah,*pants*cool,yo!

Daisy:Aaaaaagggghhhh!

Everyone turns to see a figure turn the corner.

Daisy:Wh----what was ttth-------hhhatttt?

Toadette:Dunno,but I'm freaky Friday'd out cuz of his figure!

Melody:It looks like him.......

Toadette:Who?

Daisy:Well,let Melo----dy.

Toad:Mmmmm........

Girls:Toad!

Toad is munching on Choco-Choco bars popping out of the machine!They all go to the toilets.

Toad:"GIRLS ONLY".Hah,I gotta go bad!Waaaahhhh!!!

Toadette read the sign next to the girls' Koopa Soldier bathroom.

Toadette:"BOYS ONLY".Toad?A b-a-t-h-r-o-o-m!

Toad dashes in the bathroom as fast as ASAP could!

Male Koopa Soldiers:A MUSHROOMER!!!!AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

They run out of the bathroom.When they see Toadette,they scream louder.

Male Koopa Soldiers:THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Toadette:Finally,I have a ferocious look!

Daisy:Yeah,but you look like a Ty Beanie Baby.

Toadette:......¬_¬..........

They go up until they reach the 68th floor.They go into the head office,since Sephir has killed the Head Dude and Toadette's taken the blade,and Toad plops down in the Head Chair.

Toadette:TOAD!!We're not at Costa De Soul yet!

Toad:Sun....sea......Yeah.

Toadette:YOU!!I'LL KEEEEELLLL YOU!!!!!

Daisy:Hey,look at this.

Daisy is looking at a diagram of Midgar's center city:Longside Town.

Toad:So?

Daisy:We could go there for pizza,and then stop evil again!

Mario crashed the machine.

Toad,Melody and Daisy:HEY!!!!!!!!

Mario: XD I want a-----chhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseeeeeeeee pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toadette:I agree with the pizza vote!Let's go!^^

They reach the lobby,and then they realize tons of Koopa Soldiers are coming!They look towards Daisy,but she has dissapeared.

Toad:GREAT!When we're in peril,the leader's gone!

Toadette:Hey,I'M da leader now!

Bob-Omb:(talking in B.O. language)Rrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrrrrr.B------bbbbbb-----bbbb.

Luigi:Huh?

Bob-Omb:F--ffffff-----ffff!Wwww------wwwwwww?

Pink B.O:Purunie!Purunie no fow!

Luigi:I think the pink &%#$@$'s saying,'Mario,don't throw us!We're here to help you!'

Bob-Omb:*nods*Hhhhh------mmmmmm-h!D----ddd----motor-----!

Luigi:Motorcycle?

Pink B.O:Welee,Dz o moyor!

Luigi:'Luigi,??? on a motorcycle!',right?

Bob-Omb:Dzee!

Luigi:Daisy?

Bob-Omb:*nods*---> ------>!

Luigi walks towards the way the Bob-Omb was pointing.Daisy comes through on a motorcycle.

Mario:I'll get the truck!

Luigi,Yoshi and Mario get the keys to a nearby truck and start it.

Daisy:Guys,meet me ahead!

Luigi:You gonna be OK?

Daisy:Go!

Luigi turns to see Koopa Soldiers revving up after them.Toad revs the engine.

Toad:*yells exitedly*Wa-hooooooooo!!!!

Daisy revs up her cycle.She hits the sidelines,and crashes.

Daisy:Aw,&%#% me!

Luigi,Mario,Toad,Toadette and Yoshi break the car trying to speed up.Hee-hee!

Toadette:Geez!Are you an old geezer already! *laughs*

Luigi:*sweats*Yea...... O_o

Everyone gets out of Midgar,and they head to Kalm.

Toad:Ah!

Toadette:Hey,let's register a room in that inn!

They run towards an inn at the edge of town,partially shrouded in mist.Daisy fans some of the mist away.

Daisy:Is that why it's called,"Misty Inn"?

Mario:Dunno,but I'm freezing.

Toad:Go!

Toadette turns to see Toad being attacked by a-----fly.

Toadette:*scoffs*Toad,it's a fly.

Toad:Eee.A scary fly.

Toadette:^&$# you,I can't live like this.

Daisy:Shut yer yap,Toad.We're in #330.

They go up what seems like tons of stairs.They finally reach hotel room 330.

*melody plays*

Toad is dreaming.......

Toad:La la la la la!

Toad comes across a Poison Mushroom.Without knowing it,he eats it thinking it's a Super Mushroom.He dies of sickness,and then he wakes up.

*melody plays*

Toadette is dreaming.....

Toadette:&*$# the toilet!

Toadette is trying to fix a toilet.The pipes break,and Toadette is blasted across the ocean.Toadette wakes up.

*alarm buzzes*

All:Wha!!!!

Luigi:Aw,sick!

Toadette:*sniffs*Awww!Who turned on the Fart-o-meter!?

Daisy:Toad,why'd ya do it last night,with the tacos!?

Toad:.....Cuz.

Daisy gets up and looks out the window.

Daisy:You punks!Something's burning!

Toadette looks out,too.

Toadette:Son of a crap,you're right!

Toad:Yo,whaaaaat!?!?

Luigi:Hey,what the ^&$#'s with the Pikachu?

Pikachu:Pika-pikaa!!

Toad:Die,Pikachu!

Toad throws a box of fries at the Pikachu,and it dies.

Toad:I CLAIM VVVVVVVIIIIIIICCCCTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYY!!!!

Toadette:Hey,Victory Man,why's there a Bob-Omb in yer behind?

Toad:He———Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Daisy:Stop!We can get pizza,still!

Toad:But,wasn't the place where it was burning the Pizza Hut?

Daisy:*fuming*Shut..........your.........face.

Toad:Shutting up.

Toadette:And,authors,what's with the "Toad throws a box of fries at the Pikachu" thing?It's a cracker-upper! XD lol!

Daisy:Agh,why'd you guys even COME if you were going to cause trouble?!

Toadette:The fire!It's comin'!

All:Whoa—

Toad:Aw,dude,@$#^ this mission!

The fire burns the hotel,but not their room.Daisy holds the room with a Limit Break,while Toadette frantically used Water spells to put the fire out.

Daisy:Someone,help me!My Limit Break's weakening!

Toadette:Holy crap!My Magic---get me an Ether----Crap,hurry!

They get help.Toad helps Toadette with a Ether,while Luigi uses his Break to help.

Toadette:Animal!

She points to a man setting the hotel on fire.

Toad:CRAP!!!Now we gotta save the hotel,when we could barely save our own room?!$%&*!

Toadette:Oh,damn it all.......

Yoshi:That was test run!This real thing!Move to lobby!95

Everyone equips Water Materia,and head for the lobby.The Manager is trapped by flames,and they see three other figures trying to put the flames out.

Manager:Hey,you!Come help these guys!

Daisy:No!NO MORE MORONS,NO!!

Manager:These aren't morons;they're 5-star heroes!

They carefully approach the flames when Toad burns himself.

Toad:AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!Hot!Hot!

Peach:Shut up,retard!

Mario:Holy crap,holy crap,holy cr-----

Toad:Aaaaaaaawwwwwww!I got 3rd-degree burns! :-(

Toadette:Party animals.....I TOLD YOU PARTY'S OVER!!!!!

The three others turn.They are Sora,Musashi and Kairi.

Musashi:*whispering*What idiots.

Toadette heard him.She walks over to Musashi and throws him across the room.

Daisy:HEY!What was that for!?

Toad:*scoffs*He called us idiots!

Mario,Luigi and Yoshi: ¬¬"

Kairi:How are we supposed to put this out?

Toadette splashed Kairi.

Toadette:XD lol,you gotsa your dress all wet!Lookie,she wet her pants!

Toad,Peach,Yoshi and Luigi: XD LOL!

Kairi:HEY!!This is my best dress,you retarded....uh......

Sora:Shh!Stupid---uh,what are you?

Toadette:---Why?

Sora:.....Cuz.

Toadette:Then,no,I'm not tellin'!

Sora:"Then,no,I'm not tellin'!"Hah!

Manager:Helllllpppp!!!!!!!

Toad:Seriously,wombat,do you kiss your------

Toadette:Aw......swear it all.......

Toad:Say what?

Toadette:Aw!!!

Toad:Aw,shut up.

Mario:Cheese?

Luigi:Stop!

Yoshi:Yoshi no take more!Wah!

Toadette slaps everyone who was shouting.

Toadette:Shut up,you!!

Toad:*feels slap*Yow!

The Manager shushed them up.

Manager:Ple--asssse!!!

Toadette:Aw,leave the ol' fart alone.

Manager:For 10,000 Gil!!

Toad:Hm---make it 500,000 and it's a dealie-O!

Manager:Never!I mean,I only have 100,000 Gil!

Daisy:Hidin' a secret,eh?

Musashi:Ooh,impact.

Kairi:*soft gasp*

Sora:Alright,'Manager',what's the secret?Huh!?

Manager:There is no secret!

Luigi:*gasp*He's a Materia hoarder!

Manager:No!I mean it!No,please!Don't!Please take me seriously!!!

Daisy:Oh,really?Then,why're your pockets bulgin'?

Toad:C'mon,let's go.We've got a mission.So,MOVE out,solidiers and soldierettes!

Yoshiki:"Soldierettes"?

They head out to Chickabo Ranch.The Mythril River is soon in the way.

Toadette:What now,Captain Toad?

Toad:Um---ugh.....

Daisy dipped into the river,standing at her full 5'2".

Daisy:God,it's too deep to wade,or even,swim through.

Melody:And cold,too.

Toad:NOKI BAY'S better!*snorts*

Toadette waded to the other side,but gets stuck in the current along the way.

Toadette:Swim over here!It's OK,if I could!

Melody:Great Go-----

Melody trudges through the strong current to get to Toadette.

Melody:*out of breath*Guys,c'mon!It's f-fine!

Yoshiki:Alright....

Yoshiki got sucked into the current.

Yoshiki:Help,Yoshi!Help me!

Yoshi:No!Yoshi drown try to save Yoshiki!No,Yoshi no do!

Yoshiki:Please,please,please!Pl-ease! :o(

Toad:Just save her,Yoshi?Ok?Daughter of a marine mammal!

Luigi:Eh?

Yoshiki:And it's "daughter of a navy ally",Toad!

Toad:But that's theirs!

Toadette:I'll ^&$@ that river up---GO,Yoshi!

Yoshi:*whimpering*Ok.......

Yoshi steps into the Mythril River.Yoshiki was being sucked in faster.

Yoshiki:HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!

Yoshi:K,me coming.....*gasps*

Yoshiki was being pulled nearer and nearer to the Mythril Mountain.Yoshi was going to drown.

Toad:Should I get a Kleenex?

Mario:Damsel in distress!!! ------> (looks @ Toad)

Daisy:Do you two ever stop teasing each other?!

Toad:No...

Daisy:CRAP Y'ALL......

Toadette:I found a pebble!

Daisy picked it up and threw it at Yoshi.

Daisy:Pick up the speed,ol' Gramma!

Yoshi:Me tryin'!

Toad:Get offa----mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

A fish was on Toad's face.

Toad:Agh,ack,yickky!

Peach:Craudiama,Toad!It's a fish,Toad!Goshie!A fish got Toad scared----Gawd!!

Luigi:Guys,stuff them pies!

Yoshiki carefully waded over to Melody.Melody helped her out of the water current.

Yoshi:Bop!Boooop!

Luigi used a Escape Rope to haul Yoshi to the other side.Toad swims through the current with Mario,Peach and Pink Boo.Daisy is the last one.

Luigi:C'mon,Daze!

Daisy:*grunts*

She landed with a PLOP in the River.She swam to the other end.

Toad:Count the troops!

Toadette and Melody said there were 10.

Toad:Hmm----hey,there's 11 troops!Where's the other?

Toadette:There were 10 when we left the Shinra Headquarters,cap'n.

Toad:I assume,or rather mean,there were 11 troops.Am I understood,troops?

Gang:Crystal,sir!

Daisy:I think Oompa Loompa was left behind,Toad.He can't swim,so I assume he is it.

Yoshi:Too bad there no Oompa Loompa here.

Daisy:Oh......

Luigi:Let's rest up at that campground.

He points to an Indian camp nearby.

Toad:Oh-oh,no.Indians aren't normal,remember that lesson in high school,Weege?

Luigi:My parents never sent me a fund to go.

Daisy:But,I gave you part of my fund!

Luigi:They refused me,cuz I had some of your fund.

Toad:Quiet,comrades!Sh-sh,Toadette,do you have an idea?Melody,you too.

Toadette:Well,we could reach the Chickabo farm to rent a Chickabo,then we could ride to a factility.

Melody:Mine was to sleep in the Mythril Mountain,so we wouldn't have to risk walkin' another hour.

Toad:Vote!Who is going for the Chickabo farm?

4 hands shot up.

Toadette:Ooh,my vote.....!!!!

Toad:Mythril Mountain!

3 hands went up.

Toad:Toadette,your method wins!

Melody:What the.........?

Toadette:Yahoo!

Mario:Let's go!

They reach Chickabo Fields,14 minutes later.

Melody:Toadette,how much longer?My feet are KILLING me!

Toad:Ok,troops,4 more minutes before we reach Chickabo Lodges!

All:YAH!

Toadette:Toad,don't you mean,Chickabo Fields?

Toad:Yea,but don't tell them!

They run into a monster fight.Toad,Toadette and Daisy are going to fight.

Toad:Don't turn us into Devila pancakes!Mario loves thems!

Toadette:God......

Toadette charged her Limit Break,Sweat Drop.It rained on the monster and it snorted.

Daisy:Holy----cow!

Daisy charged her Limit Break,Swift Culture.It burned the monster's skin,and it pounds the ground.

Toad:Dang!

Toad charged his Limit Break,Magic Escape.It didn't affect the Meatnot.

Luigi:No.........way!

Toadette:Gah!!

Toadette uses Curaga on Daisy,then charged her second Limit Break,Fire Death.It burned the Meatnot.

Toad:D'oh!

Toad charged his second Limit Break,Light of Firaga.It healed Daisy and Toadette.

Daisy:Thanks!

Daisy charged her second Limit Break,Diving Uppercut.It hurts the Meatnot.

Daisy:Yes!

Toadette:Good luck....oh,%#^@....

Toadette used her last Limit Break,Intertwine.It blinded the Meatnot,making it run off.

All:Yeah!

Toad:But I have a feelin' it'll come back,all right.It will.......

Toadette:Hey,we're THERE!

They turn to see Chickabo Farm,staring them in the face.

Toad:Woah.......

Melody:What the Davie-------

Toadette:Let's rent a Chickabo now.It'll help us cross that Mythril.

CHICKABO FARM

Farmer:Chickabo,eh?

Toad:Yea,to cross ol' Mythril Mountain!

Farmer:Yeps?I don't got no Chickabo here capable of crossin' there moun'!

Toadette:*turning red*THEN FIND US A $%^&@$& CHICKABO!!!!!

The Farmer is about to grab a pitchfork,and is bound for Toad a complete target!

Toad:Ok,gimme a Mountain Ch----

Farmer:Don't got none of thems,neither.

Daisy:Well,do you have anything besides a normal Chickabo?

Toad:*imitating Farmer*'No,y'all best leave,cuz I gots a job!'

Farmer:I darn got a Water Chickabo,startin' at 500 Gil for eacha ya!

Toad:$%^@ it,dude!

Yoshiki:Toad,keep the blood pressure down......

Melody:Hum,I can pay it,Toad!

Toad:YOU GOTS A DEAL!!!!!!!!That way,I'll be over 1,000 Gil richer!

Toadette:I'll take 5,200 Gil away if you let Melody pay it.

Toad:.......Mario!

Daisy:Better choice.

Mario payed 5,500 Gil to the Farmer,and Toad sobbed.

Toad:$%^@,noooo!

Yoshi:What wrong with Toad?

Toad:That money was for Peach's schooling!

Daisy:God,is it just me,or is Toad gettin' stupider every day?

Toadette:No,it's not you.You don't have to take him to McDonald's every day for dinner!

They take their Water Chickabos,and head to Mythril Mountain.Inside......

MYTHRIL MOUNTAIN

Daisy:Woah,creepy!!!!!

Toadette:Whee,it's a freaking MIRACLE!

Toadette has just went into a part of the cave that is FULL of Materia,and she is looking at them!

Toad:Geez Louise,we're Pop-loaded!

Yoshiki:Isn't it "Materia-loaded"?

Peach:Um.....I think Toad likes his,and,um,he doesn't want to change?*giggles*

Voice:All peculiar persons please leave Materia Bed!

*high tempo battle music plays*

Toad:Aw,swear it!

Daisy::rolleyes:

Peach:Daughter of a-----Oops!

They don't know that Toadette sped them out of there!They run to a break in the mountain,and Toad started screaming.

Toad:*yelling Gibberish*

Daisy:What,joka!?

Toad:*_~

Daisy:UGH!

Yoshi:Toad,tell what wrong!

Toad:CRAP,we could've had aaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that Ma.t.e.r.i.a!!!

Pink Boo:Toad,you're a piece of crap!

Toad:Thank you!

Toadette:Woah,LOOK!!!

Peach:Whoa......dude......

Luigi:Life's ultimate goal......

Yoshiki:Yeah......it is......

Toad:NOT the goal!!!!!!

All:The Satna Palm Beach......!

Toadette:Aw..........

Toad:LET'S GOOOOOOO!

SATNA PALM BEACH

Toad:*grabs city map*Let's see where we can go.

Little do they know they'll meet 4 new allies in the town........

^ Materia Hut <-You meet Your 4 New Allies!

^ Daily Times Commenting

^ Rusty Inn

^ "Crappy" Farm

^ Weapons & Armory

^ Item Shoppie

Toad:Woah dude,let's stock up on weapons!

Daisy:I'm about to "Chaos Control" out of here;I'm not a weapon person.

*melody at beginning of FF7 plays*

Toad:DUDE,waaaay too late!

Toad smashed the music box that was playing it.

Shopkeeper:Hey obnoxious gun-armed thing!That'll cost ya 3,798 Gil!

Toad:Forget it,dude!

Yoshiki:I can't live like this......

Luigi:What?

Daisy:*gasp*

Shopkeeper:*points at Toadette*And I suppose you're his evil helper!?

Toadette threw a bottle of Antidote at him,and it cracked on his head.

Toad:Thanks!!Now I don't owe him!

Peach:Gawd.....¬¬

The heroes hijack the store,while Toad ganks 50,000 Gil from the shopkeeper.

Toad:Ooh,MATERIA!!!*snatches out of shopkeeper's pocket*

Cashier:Hi!May I help you?

Toad:Got a Masamune blade?!

Tails:Ehh...*animé sweat*

Back at the shop....

Cashier:Uh....no,but I---

Toad:Buster Blade?!Rhino Steps!?Collins Sleft?!

Cashier:No!I mean,it looks as if you have a....gun-arm.

Toad:Yepsies!

Luigi:Do you have any accesories?

Cashier:No.......all I have is a powered-up Muchana Gun....

Toad:I'll take it!

Cashier:That'll be 7,898,000,000 Gil.

Toadette:NO WAY!

Melody chucked a Cornucopia at her.

Toad:Thaaaaaank you!*grabs Muchana*

They exit the shop,Yoshiki carrying their loot.

Yoshiki:Ugh....I don't honestly KNOW why I agreed to join you!You loot a store and kill harmless persons!!

Toad:Shuttap!Let's go loot the Materia store.....*laughs evilly*

They enter the Materias and Thingies shop.

Cashier 1:Caaaan I......

Cashier 2:Heeeelp you?

Dk:Two HEADED CASHIER!!!!AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

Tk:Shut up.

Cashier 1:Woooooould you.....

Cashier 2:Liiiiike anything?

Tk:Like no!

Toad:How about a Phoenix--*gasp*

Mario:Snickers!Yum.

Mario runs over to the machine and inserts the group's future game,Mario Fantasy 7.

Toad:Damn it!That was our future game.

Mario:SNICKERS!!!!!

Daisy:Oh crap.

They turn to see that Mario has printed "Snickerz!" everywhere in the store,although the eerie cashier's failed to notice.

Toad:WHY'D we name it 'Mario Fantasy 7'?!

Peach:Dunno,but....OMFG!Toadette knocked out the cashier and EVERYONE!!!

Daisy:Woah.......HIJACK S'MORE!!!!!!!!!!

They hijack some more until Toad sits down and eats some Pringles......huh?

Toad:Pringles....yeah,brighten up your day.........

Peach read the brochure near the register.

Peach:"The united corp,ShinRa,are temporarily building Mako Reactors around Midgar.Sallia,an nine year old,was talking crazy after being intoxinated by the Mako inside of the Reactor."Weird.

Daisy:You forgot,"ShinRa is fighting for rights that prove that Mako’s powerful forces aren’t a harm...."!

A weird group enters the store with a fox-like figure kicking the door down.

Fox:Does she have it?

Echidna:Save your questions,8 year old.

Hedgehog:Oh whatever!Let's stay in here.

Luigi:Hey!

Fox:Heh.

Echidna:Oh God,they've got the Emerald.....

The weird meeting

Hedgehog:OH NO!!!NOT ROU---

Fox:Oh you mean Rouge?

Echidna:Of course Tails!Who're you expecting!?

Tails:....Eggman!Or Shadow!Or---

Echidna:Ok!I see your point!

Hedgehog:...........I hate them.

Echidna:Of course you do Sonic!Why'd you drag Amy along....?

Sonic:I didn't!

Tails:Oh Knuckles calm down.

Knuckles:I---

Daisy:Can anyone tell me what's going on!?

Knuckles:Shut up before I give you a KNUCKLE sandwich!

Amy:Is that why they called him Knuckles?

Tails:Partly.

Luigi casted Fire on them.

Luigi:OK!You guys are like us,quarrel quarrel quarrel!Tell me what's going on!

Tails and Knuckles:Shut up!*Tails uses Water,Knuckles uses Wind*

Amy:Oy!

Sonic hit him in the head with the register.Luigi blacked out.

Sonic:Loser.

Daisy:LUIGI!!!!

Amy:Oh no,now I'm hiding!

Sonic:*punches Daisy*OK!Leave us alone!GOD!

Peach:*sob*Why'd it have to end this way?

Daisy:Ow!At least it was better than Red guy's punch!

Knuckles:That's Knuckles,idiot!

Toad is shooting Tails and Amy.

Tails:Ow!That has no cure!

Amy:Ouchie!You dang Mushroomer!

Toad:How did you know!?

Sonic:We watch over your world all the time.

Knuckles:Okay,can we just get our Emerald from Snickers Boy?

Luigi:*wakes up*Snickers Boy.....?

Tails:*holding injured arm*Yeah.He ate one.

Sonic:And if he eats the other six,he has the ability to become---

Amy:Super Mario!

Peach:But.....he already is Super Mario!

Knuckles:WHAT?!That stupid fatso is Super Mario!?Why I oughta----

Tails:Punch him till he spits it up!

Knuckles:Yeah!*punches hand*

Peach:Yep.

Amy:But didn't he absorb all of the positive energies of the Chaos Emeralds?That'll transform you into Super Mario!

Sonic:Who told you this?

Amy:........Chris!

DK:But what are the Chaos Emeralds?

Knuckles:OH GOD!Where's the fake Emerald?

Tails:In your hand.

Sonic:Tee hee!

Toad:Ooh,shiny!LIKE GIL!!!!

Mario:Don't touch...It reminds me of.....SNICKERS!..

Peach:So.....Knuckles defends the Master Emerald....while I defend the Prower Emerald....

Tails:......Prower?

Peach:Yeah,Prower!

Luigi:What's he so worked up for?

Sonic:See,his real name is Miles Prower.But everyone calls him Tails.

Tails:Which is about how fast you go.

Sonic:Right!

Peach:Oh.

Knuckles:Okay.....this is weird.....

Tails:.......

Sonic:......

Amy:.......

Knuckles:What!?

Tails:What's weird?

Knuckles:Let's end this by becoming allies.

All:.......

Toadette:What do we do now?

Melody:Dunno,maybe we go loot the Items Shoppie?

Tails and Toad:Sounds good to me!

As soon as they enter the store,Knux knocks out the cashier,shopkeeper and all customers.

Toad:DUDE!Maybe I like these guys!

Toadette:I kinda do,but they're hogging the light.

Peach:I adore foxes!

Tails:Hee!I've made an admirer!

Sonic:*cough*So....what kind of magic do you guys do?

Peach:I'm a White Magic!

Tails:You know what I am,Sonic!

Sonic:Yeah I do!I'm what you are!^_^

Daisy:I'm a Dark Gray Magic....

Knuckles:Black Magic!

Luigi:Vanilla Magic.

Tails:........Gray Magic!But mostly black. =P

Sonic:Gray Magic,too!

Mario:Blackie!

DK:White Magic.

TK:Iziot!BLACK!

Toad:Black.Oh yeah.

Toadette:Light Gray Magic.....:P

Toad:Wanna see me perform?

Toad tries to do 'Thundaga' but hits the lights.

Toad:Oops.....

Daisy:God ^&%# it!

They exit the shop and exit Satna Palm Beach.

MONSTER AREA

Sonic:Oh God!Monster Area!

Tails:You're right!

Amy:I'm afraid of monsters!

^ Battle! ^

Toad,Sonic,and Tails are fighting a MonFish!

Toad:OH GOD!

Toad tries to attack but ends up backfiring.

Toad- 342 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Tails- 456 HP

MonFish- 776 HP

Tails:Owch!

Tails tries to use Fire but ends up being KO'd because the MonFish....well,read the Char Bio for it!

He's being Ko'd in the clip. XD

Tails:Oh.........my God....is this why Sonic says I'm too young to fight?

Toad- 342 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Tails- KO'd

MonFish- 776 HP

Sonic:Nooo!DIE MONFISH!!!!!!

Sonic succesfully attacked the MonFish with Mystery Limit.

Toad- 342 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Tails- KO'd and Peach takes his place

MonFish- 770 HP

Peach:What the crap......?

Peach heals Toad with Cure.

Toad- 444 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Peach- 564 HP

MonFish- 770 HP

Toad:Hi-YYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Toad attacked the MonFish with Beauty X's.

Toad- 444 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Peach- 564 HP

MonFish- 542 HP

MonFish:MoooooooonFish!

MonFish attacked Toad!

Toad:Oh bull! >:D

Toad- 221 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Peach- 564 HP

MonFish- 542 HP

Sonic:I hope I make my little brother proud....wherever he is.....

Sonic used Spin Dash!

Toad- 221 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Peach- 564 HP

MonFish- 224 HP

Peach:I'm sure you're making him proud,Sonic!

Peach used Criminal's End!

Sonic:Cheese it,MonFish!

Toad- 221 HP

Sonic- 456 HP

Peach- 564 HP

MonFish- 1 HP

MonFish:HP low!

MonFish used Cure!But it hit.......Sonic! (Man,I can't believe that!)

Sonic:Yay!

Toad- 221 HP

Sonic- 778 HP

Peach- 564 HP

MonFish- 1 HP

Toad:DIE!!!

The MonFish fainted!

Sonic:Phew!

Toadette:What----

Daisy:What's it do?

Toad:Beats me.Let's go to Junion!

JUNION

Sonic:Why didn't you revive Tails after that battle?

Daisy:I don't like foxes!

Luigi:Besides,we ran out of Phoenix Ups.

Toadette:Oh why me.......I don't like foxes either.

Peach:You could've used Cure 2.

Peach instantly revives Tails----by 1 HP.

Sonic:GEEZ!You could've done better than 1 HP!!!

Tails:At least it's better than being dead.

Sonic:Good point.

Toad:Ok.....let's just find an inn.

Knuckles:There IS no inn!

Tails:Well duh.

Toad:THIS IS LAME!!!I'm getting *counts allies* 13 tickets to Costa De Soul!NOW!

They see Toad is yelling at a ticket booth with "Costa De Soul Tickets" on a sign above it.

Toad:Oh come on!

Melody:Have you tried this?

She said something in French and turned around with 12 tickets in her hand.

Toadette:Woot!Go sis!

They board the ship that takes them to Costa De Soul.On first sight,Toad takes out the ticket manager.

Yoshiki:TOAD!What was that for!?

Toad:He talked crap to me in Spanish!

Knuckles:Oh yeah?Benéýì ýó će Toad â!

Toad:*fusing* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY,PUNK!?

Knuckles:I said,"Toad can't use a sentence without a !".

Toad:That figures.

Girl:Hey Tails!

Tails:Hey.....?

Girl 2:Yeah!Hey Tails!

Sonic:Who are they?

Tails:Don't know.

Girl:I'm Marina!

Girl 2:And I'm Maple!

Marina:Hey Prower,cast magic.

Tails:Okay!

Tails cast Wind,which made the girls' hair blow.

Maple:Wow,like,Marina!We,like,reunited!

Tails:Huh?

Marina:Oh,did we forget?Our last name?

Maple:I think so!

Sonic:What is it?

Marina:I'm Marina Prower!

Maple:And I'm Maple Prower!

Tails:WHY does everyone have a name like that?

Marina:*giggle*You're our cousin!

Maple cast Ice on the manager.

Toad:COOL!*runs over to hijack manager*I'm starting to like these dudes!

Maple:And we're both Black Magic Wizards!

Marina:So.......?

Maple:Here,take this.It's kind of like a Pokédex,but instead of Pokémon,it records monsters!

Marina:And we've added some monsters to it so you'll learn about them.

Tails:Thanks!

Toad:*adds Meatnot*There!Perfect.

The ship lands at Costa De Soul.Toad takes out the driver and dashed off the boat.

Toadette:TOAD!God ^&*$ you!

Luigi casted Time on him.Everyone passed by the frozen Toad.

Toad:Mmmph,gnuhhh.

Daisy:Oh shut up.

Peach:Toad!Oh my God!

Toadette:Oh My Gosh!

Marina:So,battle?

Maple:Guys!We're gonna battle!

** Fake Battle **

Toad,Marina,Tails and Maple are fighting!

Toad:Who's first!?

Toad used Ice on Marina!

Marina:Gah!

Toad: 677

Marina: 444

Tails: 677

Maple: 677

Marina:Curaga!

Marina used Curaga...*yawns*

Battle Over

Toad:Duuuuuude,what?

Marina:Really,what?We didn't do anything.

Toadette:Let's just go.We have a loooooooooooooooooooo.......

29 minutes later.....

Toadette:....ooooooooooooong disc to cover!

Sega:*snore*

Peach:C'mon!I've got Miles!

Daisy:Oh shut up,let's leave them there.They'll wake up in 10 hours.

Luigi:Try.....magic?

They wake up and slap Luigi.

Knux:Don't you dare.

Toad:Hee!

They enter a villa,where a gay dude asked them something.

Gay Dude:Hey,dudes,wanna buy my villa?I hate this sunny beach,but no one will buy my villa.

Toadette:For how much?

Gay Dude:1,45-

Toad:O-oh,no,dude.We're gone.You ain't gonna make us pay a trillion Gil just for a freakin' villa!Nu-uh,no way!

Gay Dude:Oh come on,no one else'll sell for it!

Toadette:Oh,%&#@ it,dude!

Sonic:.......... ?_?

Toad:Listen,loser!We ain't buying your house for crap!

Gay Dude:C'mon,Toadso,for free?

Toad:I ain't no sap.

Daisy:Son of a crap!

Mario:PRETTY GUMBALLS!Yum.

Toadette:Oh %^#@!

Toad:What?

Toadette:L-look at your M-materia pocket.

Mario:*burp*

As soon as Toadette said it,Toad realized what Mario'd done.

Toad:YOU MOTHER %&^$ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails:It's ok,I saved the ones you told me to.

Toad:Phew.

Daisy:W-WHAT!?Y-you told a young kid to watch your Materia!?You filthy hog!

Luigi:What?The toad species are rich,rich,rich.

Toad:What!?He doesn't have a weapon to equip them on!

Sonic:Guess again.

Toadette:Well,let's see it!

Tails pulls out an extremely huge Masamune.

Toad:W.......ow.

Toadette:*jealous*That's worth millions............

Tails: ^^'

Toadette lunges towards the Masamune and manages to grab it.

Toadette:MINE!!!!

Sonic:What th---

Toad:Whoa!Nice Matrix move,yo.

Toadette:HEE!I got it!

Knux:WOAH!Watch it,lass!

Tails:------What the!?

Luigi:OH MY GOD!Lose the swinging!

Daisy:What the crap!?

As they fight for the Masamune,a FIGURE approaches them.

NOTE from TOADETTE:Damn,where are there NOT any figures?!

????:Well,if it isn't the long-lost Masamune wielder.

Tails:WHAT?Tell me now!

????:He he he.....long time no see.

Toad:Just---KNOCK HIM OUT!!!!

Daisy:No,let's get outta here!!

They run out,except for Toadette who is dragging the Masamune.

Toadette:*pant* *pant*

Tails:Erm.....

Marina:.....HIYA!!!!!

Sora reappears,lugging the Keyblade.

Sora:*pant* *pant*Erm.....Can I join your party?

Toad:Um.....sure....

Toadette:....Er....what're you here for?

Sora:M-MUSASHI WOULDN'T QUIT BOTHERING ME!!!!!

All:Oh.

Toad:To....erm,that kid's cave!

YOUNG CAVE (COREL)

Youngster:So,you folks here to tour Young Cave?

Toadette:NO!

Youngster:O-ok,here's a brochure.H-have a great stay a-at Young C-cave!AAAH!

Toad:What the %^&# was that dude's beef?

Fox:Hi!And welcome to--

Daisy:Blah blah blah!And who're you?

Fox:....Why would you wanna know!?

Peach:OH!You look like that Prower kid!!!

Fox:I'm Melissa,the White Mage of the North!And you are Princess Toadstool,right?

Peach:Oh yeah!You're the one that helped Daisy in MF6!

Daisy:OH YEAH!!Right,sorry Melissa.

Melissa:It's ok.

Luigi:Hi-a!Can you-a take care of-a Mario while we look for the Big-a Materia?

Melissa:I ain't hired for your sittin'!Can I join your team?

Daisy:Sure!

Peach:Ok,let me tell you about Melissa.

Name:Melissa the Fox

Gender:Female

Age:10

Strength:Very fast and has an IQ of 290.

Weakness:Only does Curaga.

Look:She looks like Tails,but with clothes and a lily next to her left ear.Great,I think it's a crush.Also has two tails.

Melissa:So,should we be going?To the Silver Saucer?

Maple:S....sure,Tai-I mean,Melissa!Sorry.

Peach:I know,we're all gonna get the habit of calling her Tails!

Everybody laughs,and they head to the Silver Saucer.

Toad:What the %&$@!?Where's the weapons?

Toadette:And what the crap is with these FREAKING Chickabos!?

Toad:Dunno,try shootin' one?

*KAM!!!*

Toad:Ok...enter.*Cough*

They enter a strange looking room with Chickabos everywhere!

Toad:&*$#!Fun this!

They exit the room.The party of three (Toad,Toadette and Melissa)enter an arcade.

Toadette:Woah!DUDE!!!

Toad:Ok.Gil pocket...Gil pocket...damn...

Melissa and Toadette:^*%$!!

Toadette:Let's go. *gulp*

They meet up with another party (Tails,Sonic and Daisy) in the Snack room.

Daisy:Oh no.

Toad:PARTY time!

Toad spends like half his Gil on booze.

Toadette:Ugh,I'm calling CPR on the SHP.

Daisy:See this?Me and fox kid don't like our party.It seems Sonic loves my Buster.Man,I ain't takin' any more got damn chances!

Tails:....

Melissa:....

Both:I hate my party.

Sonic:*drunk*Ughh....I challenge you to a buel...zz...

Daisy:I gotta go.See ya then,T.

Toadette:I gotta get my hands on that Ma---ugh.

Tails:*taps foot*

Toadette:Shutting up.

The two parties enter a stage-like room where they see a plant-like creature up onstage.

???:Hi!Um...it's AVALANCHE,right?

All:Yeah!

???:I'm Cosmo.

All:Hi.

Cosmo:OK,my pleasure to meet you.

All:Yeah,hmm....

Cosmo:JERKS!!!

All:HUH!

Cosmo:Politely.

Everyone walks by introducing him/herself.UNTIL Sonic's and Tails' turn.

Sonic:ZZZ....buel...

Cosmo:...?

Tails:AAAAH!!!Bio!!!Friking Bio!!!!

Cosmo got poisoned by Bio!

Cosmo:Aaah!Stupid fox!

Tails:LOL!

They exit the room with Cosmo still trying Antidotes to get Bio off.

Sonic:ZZ...

Toad:Where to now?

Melissa:Go get the guys??

Toad:....I like the way you think.

They exit Gold Saucer.

Tails:Now where the &*$#ing crap do we go now?

Peach:Don't know.*faints of shock*

Marina:Hey look!

All:Huh?

Maple:ZILDGAR MONSTER!!!

All:Aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!!

Toadette:Aw ^*$@....

Battle!New 4 Ally Fight!

Toad HP 999 MP 530

Tails HP 1000 MP 999

Peach HP 700 MP 1000

Toadette HP 899 MP 800

Tails:Stupid.

Tails summoned Bahamut!Missed.

Tails:AW CRAP!!!I'm gonna kill bahamut. >>

Zildgar Monster used Final Death!Missed Peach!

Peach:Yeah!

Peach summoned ChocoMog!Successed!

Tails:WHAT?

Toad HP 999 MP 530

Tails HP 1000 MP 330

Peach HP 700 MP 780

Toadette HP 899 MP 800

ZM HP 6,990 MP 1

Toad:HYAH!

Toad used Firaga!Unaffected!

Toad:Damn.

Toadette:Thunder Kill!

Toadette used Thunder Kill!Successed!

Toad HP 999 MP 459

Tails HP 1000 MP 330

Peach HP 700 MP 780

Toadette HP 899 MP 800

ZM HP 5,040 MP 1

Tails:Crap..this better work..

Tails summoned Ifirit!Successed!

ZM Fainted!

Got 5,789 Gil!!

Toad:*blush* Way to go. <:)

Toadette:LOL... <_<

Peach:It earned us some Gil.

Toad:TO COREL!!!!

COREL

Toadette:Well this bites.

Toad:HEY!Who ganked half o' my Gil?Was it you! *points to Luigi*

Luigi:Nu-uh.

Toad:YOU!!!*points to Mario*

Mario:*mouth full of Gil*Nn.

Toad:Grr...

Melissa:Try his mouth.

Toad:*sticks fist in Mario's mouth* AAAAH!My Gil!!MOTHER %&*$ER!!!!

Peach:Heh heh heh!

Melody:Heh..uh.

Melody sees a figure on Corel Mountain.

Melody:*shrieks*

All:Huh??

The figure vanishes.Alot of Gil falls to the ground.

Toad:AAAAH!MY BABIES!SAVE MY FREAKING GIL!!!!!!!

Toadette:AAAH!Gil!

All:*scatters,catching Gil on the way*

Toadyo(player):What's Gil?

Daisy:YOU’VE BEEN SITTING THERE AND DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT GIL IS!?

Toad:*holds up Gil* Money syst---

Toadette:*pulls* GET.OVER.HERE.

GOLD SAUCER-REGISTRY COUNTER

Toad:REGISTRY....please.*drops bag of Gil on counter*

Toadette:Who's the Chickabo this time?Last time it was Luigi.

Everyone:Uhhh.....

Toadette:SPIN THE BOTTLE!

WHO WILL IT BE?

Sonic:*gulp*Sharp-sword wielders?

Everyone looks at Tails and Toadette.

Both:What?

Sonic:Nothin'....

Toad:I'm ridin'!

Melissa:What about me?Iku iku!

Toad:...Ok.

Sonic lost the Chickabo Race.

Toad:Ketsuonana!

Tails:*heheh...*

OUTSIDE----WORLD MAP

Toad:Woooh!

Toad was piloting the Buggy around the shallow parts of the Reli River.

Toadette:Ddduuuuude,we ran outta gas!

Toad:Crap!

The team boards their Chickabos,and they soon come to a canyon.

COSMIC CANYON

Knux:This is GREAT!!!

Toad:*spots Materia at top of Canyon*Let's go get it!

His group,Peach and Luigi,quickly scramble to the top.When they run over to the Materia,it disappears.

Toad:NO!SWEET MERCY!COME BA*sobbing*CK,PLEASE!!

Toadette's Party:*guffawing*

Knux:Wonder where the tourists are?

Peach & Daisy:*silence*Uhhh.....*laughter*

Toadette:You're not hilarious.*slaps Knux*

Knux:....Bull!

Knux's allies (Daisy and Sonic) follow him into a nearby Echidna's house.

Knux:I'm leaving this dumb canyon.

Knuckles,followed by his party,runs away from Cosmic Canyon.Meanwhile,Toad is licking the dirt where the Materia had been.

Toad:Pleasesssssee!I'll be quiet!

Party:Come back,come back,come back.

On the ground....

Toadette:I crack my party up.

Party:*continues guffawing and screaming*

Tails:Sonic feels like sukatoroing.

Parties:*guffawing*LOL!*guffaws louder*

Toad:*guffawing*Let's go.

WORLD MAP-COSMIC CANYON AREA

All:*gets on Chickabos*Woooh!

Toad:To that river!

They cross the river,to Nibelheim.

Melody:Whoa...this town looks evil...

Toadette:Yeah.It does,Toad..

Sonic:I wanna Sukotoro!

Mario:Shuttap.*kills*

NIBELHEIM

Toad's Party:AAH!Evil Town!OMFG!

Melody + Toadette:Toldcha!Toldcha!Toldcha!

Peach runs back to the entrance.

Peach:C'mon,ev'ryone!

Melissa and Tails:Ok!

They all walk towards the entrance.Tails tripped over Toad's foot and hit his head hard on the way.I KNEW it!Toad's trying to hurt him! ><"

Melissa and Peach:TAILS!!

Melissa:Move it,Toadstool.He's mine to take care of.

Peach:No,Melissa.We've got to help together.

Toadette:I'll help,too.JUST to get away from Mario.

With the other guys...

WORLD MAP-NIBELHEIM AREA

Toad's Party:Road trip!Road trip!Road trip!

Daisy:Anyone seen Peach?

Luigi:No...

Toad:Speakin' of which,anyone seen them other two foxes?

All:Uhhh....no.

Toad:$&*#!We gotta go back!

Meanwhile....

Toadette:For a small kid he sure weighs alot!

Melissa:Are you kidding?He only weighs about 40 pounds..

Peach:Holy crap!

Melissa and Toadette:What!?

Peach:He's got a head wound!

Melissa:Then let's hurry and get caught up with the guys before he starts losing HP!

Toadette:AAAH!Friking monster!

All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach:You two enter battle!I'll---

Melissa:I'll watch Tails.

Toadette H-P:1000 M-P:800

Peach H-P: 1000 M-P:999

Prower Summon H-P:1,000,000 M-P:0

Peach:A new monster!

Peach used the MonsteDéx to analize the monster!

Toadette:Prowers?*scratches head*

Peach:Yah!

Peach attacked Prower Summon!Barely affected!

Peach:Ohmahgod!

Toadette:Limit Break,Star Shooter!

Toadette used Star Shooter!Affected normally!

Both:This is one hard pup!

Melissa:Hey!What the heck?

Peach:It's a Prower Summon!

All:OH CRAP!

Melissa:Damn it!

HP/Status

Toadette H-P:1000 M-P:800

Peach H-P: 1000 M-P:999

Melissa H-P:999 M-P:999

Prower Summon- HP 997,000 MP 0

Melissa:Supernova!

Prower Summon was hardly affected!

All:*gasp*

Peach:Heal³!

Toadette has lost Poison!

Toadette:Greaaaaat.

Toadette used Braver!Missed!

All:*huff*

Status

Toadette H-P:1000 M-P:800

Peach H-P: 1000 M-P:999

Melissa H-P: 999 M-P:999

Prower Summon- HP 800,000 MP 0

Tails:Wait for me!

All:Tails!?

Tails:I wanna help!

Peach:Okay.

Tails attacks the monster with a normal attack!Somehow,it dies!

Peach:*gasp*Toadette!

Toadette:Wha,foo'!?

Peach:That's what it meant when the MonsteDéx meant when it said,‘Weakness:Prowers’!

Toadette:...Soooo?

Peach:You don't get it!?His name is Miles "Tails" Prower!!

Toadette:Don't get it.

Peach:PROWER????Get it now?Or do I have to get you?

Toadette:OHHH!!!

Got an All Materia!Earned 1,999,000 Gil!

Melissa:We're rich!

Toad and the others come running up to them.

Toad:WHOA!!POP LOADED,DUDE!

Daisy:Note to Self:must shut Toad up.

They all walk out,Toad still mindlessly counting the total of his gil.

Toad:.....A ZILLION GIL!

Daisy:Shut up.

Toad:%&(^ it!LOOK!

They look across the river to see....OMG THEIR BUGGY!

Toad:NOOOO!

Narrarator:As you can fairly see,Toad is traumatized.Now our heroes will have to try to climb over the Nibel Mountains.Watch out,AVALANCHE!

Toad:I HATE YOU!!!

Toadette:Why you little---

Melissa:Son of a navy ally!

Toadette:YAY!*attacks Toad*

Melody:Hey,look!There's an opening!

They see it IS!They all dash through it,Toad eating his....Materia?!Du-de.

Toad:WHOA!*eats*For a summon,that tasted like fries!

Peach:*readin' book on names*Huh?Oh...yeah,hm.

Toadette:What's my name mean,Peach??

Peach:Well uhhh...

Luigi:And mine!

Toad:*eating*Mtoo!

Peach:Luigi's warrior,Toad and Toadette's aren't in there---

Toadette:*grabs book and strangles it*

Peach:HEY!!

Toadette:*stomping on remains*Oh sowwy.

They keep walking until they reach this city with a...rocket in it.Toad runs into a Materia Shop,while the others look around.

Peach:Where...is this place?

Dude:This is Punk Town,home of the greatest rocketist.

Toadette:Who is the rocketist?

Dude:Why,Tamia-Chan,o'course!

Dude 2:She lives on the far side o'town,near the rocket.

Girl:No duhr,ya two.

The parties hadn't realized a girl was behind the first dude.

Girl:Move it boys.*shoves Dudes*

Daisy:And who,may I ask,are you?

Girl:I'm Naminé,14th Black Mage,gil-aholic and artist.

All:WOULDYOULIKETOJOINMYPARTY!?

Toad:*coming out of Materia Shop*Dudddee!JOIN MY PARTY!

Naminé:I'm forming my own party.

Toad:^(%#ing What?!

Naminé:Me and the two foxes.

Tails & Melissa:Yay!

Toad sadly watches them walk off,and grabs Peach and Luigi.

Toad:You're mah party!

Toad's:

Naminé's:

Toadette's:

Mario's:

They split up to find T.C.Toad's party finds alot of Materia on the ground in a rural part of town.

Toad:DAMN MIRACLE!

Naminé's party finds T.C. first.She surprisingly is a teal Echidna with a mechanic ability.

T.C.:Hey you!Are you tourists?

Naminé:They are...

T.C.:I know you two!

Melissa:Yeah from the Truth-or-dare game!

Knux:Speak--

T.C.:Shut up!We're not doing it again,foo'!

Daisy:AWSICK!

All:Huh?

Peachspirit & KK:AW MARIO!

Peach:*barfs*

Sonic:*shields eyes*THE HORROR!

Tails:*runs around* Nooooooo.....sick!*trips over one of his tails*

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

All:*stare*

Naminé:Oh sick!

Knux:Uhh.....someone get the anti-botic hand lotions.

Mario has gotten into T.C.'s plane,the Highpaver,and is eating the oil!

Karri (playing):I just lost my appetite.

T.C.:Aw now Mario,you sicko!

Mario:AhH!DudeIhaveBio³!!

Toad:Serves your ^*$#ing @$$!

T.C.:Okayyyy....uh,who wants to go across to Wutaí?

All:WE DO!

T.C.:Okay!

They all board the Highpaver,Toad still infuriated and Mario still Bio'd.Toadette goes into the gym part of the Highpaver.

Toadette:Time to practice!! XD

Toadette finds this big wall,draws Toad's face on it,and practices her blows.

Tails:*coming near door*Hey!Whatcha doin'?

Tails enters the door,coming closer to Toadette.

Tails:Killing Toad,eh?*draws sword* You might need help with that!

Toadette:Ehh...lol!

They take turns pulverizing the image of Toad.

CRASH!!!

T.C.:<from pilot's room> AW ^&(*!!We crashed!

They look out the Highpaver's windows and see that T.C. had landed right on a shore near Wutaí!

All:WE'RE HERE!

As soon as they step out of the plane,Amy steals everyone's Materia.

Toad,Toadette,Melissa,Tails:HEY!My %^*$ing Materia!

Knux:THEIF!

Sonic:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA................

Amy:Lol!!!

Amy runs to Wutaí,a too far-off place for the parties to reach without a plane.

Toad and Toadette:DAMN IT!

Toadette:*grabs Peachspirit by collar* You better find us a way to get to Wutaí,ya hear dat!?

Peachspirit:I got the perfect way. *gestures towards Tails*

Tails:NO WAY am I lifting 11 people!

Peachspirit:Okaaaaayyyy.....*stares at Melissa*

Melissa:NO WAY!!

Peachspirit:FINE!Don't get your Materia back!

Both:WE'LL DO IT!

Peachspirit:Just kiddin'!Just find a Chickabo!

Toad:But Amy stoled my Chickabo Lure Materia!

Peachspirit:*rolls eyes* LOOK,it's walk or find a &*(%ing C.L. Materia!

Daisy:FLY ME!*grabs Tails' hand*

Tails:Why?*bites Daisy's hand*

Daisy:GRRRRRRR!*pulls his hand behind his back*

Tails:You're too heavy!

Daisy:FLY ME GOT DAMMIT! *pulls Tails' hand towards his shoulder blade*

Tails:Owwwwww!

Daisy:FLY ME!

Melissa and Peachspirit:LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Daisy:Shut up!

Peachspirit:Hey!Don't tell me to shuttap!

Daisy:Well look,this kid ain't a good one.Let's boot him off the team! XD

All:NO GOT ^&($ IT!!!

Mario:I'm-a Madio!

KK:Besides,if everyone did say yes,WE still decide it.

Peachspirit:Daisy...like KK said.....We make the decisions here.*points to boxart*

Daisy:*sees "By Peachspirit and KK Let It RIP!"*

KK:Duuuuude,I'm writing this too!

Peachspirit:Whatever.Daisy,I----

Daisy:BULLHOCKEY!

Peachspirit:Daisy you're off the team!

Daisy:...Fine!I quit!

Daisy stomps off,still mad at the whole team of AVALANCHE.

Peachspirit:GOOD! X3

Toad:I didn't do nuthin.

Peachspirit:I did!

Toad:Okkkaaayyy....to the CHICKABO!!! XD;

WUTAÍ

Amy:Oh no!*runs off*

Toad:Ohnoyadon't!

They walk through the town,preparing to hear noises.

Tails:THAT POT IS MOVING!

Sonic:Haunted pot!!!

Knux:*opens lid*

Amy:NOOOO.........*runs away*

BUT,while Amy escapes,she hits most of them in the neck as hard as she can.

Peach:Let's leave....

Toadette and Peach picks everyone up,until Peach accidentally hits Toad in the neck with her staff.

Toad:WTF?!Oh,it's you.

Toadette:AAAHH....*mumbles*

Ash Ketchum:I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE!!!

Peach:Get a life.

Ash:A life?Kewl,where can I download one of those!?Are dey on Ebay.com?

Toadette:[Retard.] Uhh....listen,Pokéjerk,have you seen a pink hedgehog?

Ash:OMFG,it's a Jiggypuff!Comere,Jig!

Ash tries to catch the Jigglypuff.As soon as Mario wakes up,though....

Ash:*throws Pokéball*

Mario:*wakes up*OMFG!*Pokéball hits him in teh head,sleeps again*

Ash:*anime sweat*Hehe...ohh...

They chase him outta Wutaí,and continue their journey...

Peach:For about 3 people,they weigh about 79 pounds.

Toad:Add me an' it's 100! XDD

Toadette:Toad,shut up,ya foo'.

In Amy's house....

Amy:Oh my stars!160,000 pieces of Materia!

Back with the guys....

Toad:Nononononononononoooooooo!

Toad is pounding the ground,cuz he remembers he lost every piece of his Materia.They have a hard time pulling everyone away.

Toadette:NO TOAD!!!!!!!If what's-his-name----

Peach:Tails.

Toadette:---WHATEVER!!!!If what's-his-name would JUS' WAKE UP we would have our ^*$#ing Materia BACK!!!! >_<

Toad:Lol,what's-his-name.

All:SHUT UP,SPALDING!!!

Toadette:*throws tomato at nearby basketball*

At this moment,while she is laughing,Peach drops her characters she was carrying.

Peach:Ops!

Toad:Aw %&*$,you broke Mario's snickers.

They walk further into town,about 5 characters recovered.

Luigi:Where are we goin'?

Toad:WHO GIVES A CRAP!

Toad finds a pink house.He knocks on the door,but the answer is...

Amy:NOBODY'S HOME!!!!

All:Ugh.

Tails:Okay....I'll be happy to.

He breaks the door down,and Toad sees that it's the same way he kicked the door down in Satna Beach.They enter the house.

Toadette:WHOA,dis is a house?More like a villa to me!

The team goes into Amy's room,where they spot Amy near the back of the room.

Amy:Okay,ya found me.One party,come to the middle of the room to get your so-called,"Materia" back.

Toad's Party:Okay!

Toad,Peach,and Luigi walk to the middle of the room.Nobody realizes that Amy has her hand on a switch.

Toad:READY!

Amy:[Lol!]Okay,YAH!

Amy throws the switch,and then Toad's party is trapped in a cage.Amy runs out.

Toad:Weege,you got dat Firaga Sword I bought you in Fort Hawk 10 years ago?

Luigi:Yah,why?

Toad:Use it to try to slice us outta here!

Luigi tries to cut through Amy's bars of iron.It unsuccessfully breaks.

Toad:Noooo.....

Peach:*hits bars with staff*

Toadette:*throws Grenades at bars*

Sonic:*backing up*Huh?What's this?

He points to a sign that reads: